Wednesday, April 04, 2007

20 Minutes of Terror and You're Home


This sign was posted in a marshrutka recently, and it adequately describes what it is like to ride in one of these vans used for public transportation. Whenever I ride up front next to the driver, it becomes all the more clear the miracle it is that we are alive and that we can get places so quickly. Here are some of the driver's job descriptions:
- He keeps an eye on the side of the street for people who are flagging him down.
- He keeps his ears open inside the van for people who tell him they want off at the next stop.
- He collects everyone's money.
- He makes change for their money (or sometimes he just receives a lot of change that he counts out).
- He dodges potholes and obstructions in the road (these are numerous).
- He dodges people who are in the middle of the road (also a common occurance).
- He avoids other marshrutkas and cars that are also darting and weaving.
- He listens to loud music.
- He drives very fast.
It really is impressive to see a marshrutka driver in his element. However, it can also produce this kind of terror that the sign talks about. You should come and visit us in Ulan Ude and go for a marshrutka ride!!

5 comments:

Gina said...

that is sooooooooo funny! i can't believe that!!!

Anonymous said...

Astoundingly true! But does he make you stay on 20 minutes regardless of your destination?

Anonymous said...

That is so fantastic - yet true! Nice to find your blog!

Renee said...

Oh that is funny! What an adventure :)

Anonymous said...

How fun! I can just see Jami yowling out the window on a particularly wild ride... I miss you, Jami. Leif, don't let her talk you into exploring manholes there. :o)